Sunday, October 28, 2012

Episode 4: Headless Barbies and Other Scary Stories

Fashionably Creepy.
Josh Tesh thinks Gina Roundball-Rocks.

Drea Kelly or Iyanla Vanzant?
Either way, names be all hard to say.
To pick up the slack from Sam's rough-week-hangover, Gina decides to discuss the living arrangements and the husband/father/all around old guy of the house having Alzheimer’s.  Later, Gina tries to examine a parent’s influence on their children’s political views, and in an attempt to show she’s not brain washed, Sam tries to categorize Sarah Palin as a feminist.

Sam butchers facts, tells of her fear of dolls and mannequins, makes references to various television shows, introduces Gina to Bob Ross and the Hollywood Exes (unrelated), recites Dr Drew’s argument against heavy marijuana use, repeatedly gives the wrong website/email addresses (www.everyoneandtheirmomshow.com) and reads Fan Letter #3…written by the author of Fan Letter #2.

All this, and tales of how the gals were scammed into talking to boys.

Direct download: Episode_4_102812.mp3

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Meeting Our Cat Picture Quota

Oliver says: "Baby, it's getting cold outside."

Don't worry, this winter we'll warm your hearts with podcasts.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Episode 3: Hard Work Pays Nothing

Lindsey, getting hair did.
Playdate.

Sam starts things off with a little pre-recorded intro about all the hopes and dreams she has to set Everyone and Their Mom apart from all the other podcasts: with sincere guests, and creativity.  This then goes into the new one-time-only theme song, and a guest who is not the one mentioned in the intro, because Lindsey actually likes her mom.  But instead of getting into why, things keep getting sidetracked with giggles and the usual amount of interruptions by the intern.

Gina, the only person in the room to have any alcohol in her system, attempts to have a real discussion, but ends up giggling, even through this week's comparison of inspirational feminist songs...a segment not set up properly, whatsoever.


Direct download: Episode_3_102012.mp3

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Work Ethic

Here's me prepping for a podcast.

Here's mom in the beginning of her career,
during her short stint in a Minneapolis television newsroom.

We're going to make it after all.

Picturegraphs For Those Who Can't Read Good

Mama Gina's been digging up stuff to decorate the makeshift studio with.  Here's some gems of yours truly:

Tom McCarthy let 11 year old me read some news
on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.  My reading-into-a-mic skills 
haven't progressed much.


"I've come to the conclusion that...I...don't...like...traffic." 
Totally unrelated to any sort of radio/podcasting/broadcasting/sportscasting,
I just got to sit in a small plane and wear a headset and feel important while
taking part in cheap sightseeing deal.

Classics of Mom coming soon.  Whether she likes it or not.

Smug Life


Feeling pretty proud of myself for setting everything up again in under 6.87 minutes.  Not that we timed it.

Get excited, Episode 3 is somewhat sure to be an adequate one.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

"Back in the Day" Indeed

I love call backs!  As mentioned in Episode 2 it is with great joy that I present to you Mom's bio from back before podcasts, when there were webcasts in the latter part of the last millenium.  If you're looking for other health-related webcasts from that era, go look up Carnie Wilson's gastric bypass surgery.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Episode 2: Familiar Fan!

Cutting the audio umbilical cord.

Gina reads the show's first fan letter! ...from her sister Mikki.  She also gives a shout out to her long lost son.  Later, she continues her quest to become a grandmother, even hoping if Sam doesn't get pregnant and she and Adam break up that she'll find a nice girl with a newborn to build a family with.

Sam makes several forgettable call backs to the last show and reads what is sure to become a repeat segment: "Corrections Section!"  She also goes on to take credit for the Governor coming out (word play) in support of marriage equality - but Sam excludes polygamy.  She also says highly offensive things, and tries to make it clear that it was all done with sarcasm.

Plus: Gina and Sam make comparisons to love songs from each other's generation, and break the news that Maxx has been let go after only one episode, only to be replaced by a slow "intern".

Direct download: Episode_2_101412.mp3

Friday, October 12, 2012

Episode 1: Introduction to Cursing

Gina gives a short run down of her career in actual radio, being a height/weight proportional diabetic, and her hatred of a resturant that would not let her wash her hands after she played in a fountain in a sketchy part of Seattle.

Sam convinces Gina to curse into a microphone for the first time, spits a Salt n Pepa rap, reminices about a sexy mother's day present, and introduces Maxx - the phone with a custom soundboard app - as the third host.



Direct download: Episode_1_100612.mp3

Thursday, October 11, 2012

iTunes!

Everyone and Their Mom


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